Absurd chocolate turds, hand made and sent to order!

T&C and Privacy Policy

Terms and Conditions

1.Introduction

Poo by Post, including subsidiaries and affiliates (“Website” or “Website Owner” or “we” or “us” or “our”) provides the information contained on this website or any of the pages comprising the website (“website”) to visitors (“visitors”) (cumulatively referred to as “you” or “your” hereinafter) subject to the terms and conditions set out in these website terms and conditions, the privacy policy and any other relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices which may be applicable to a specific section or module of this website.

 2. Information on the Website

Whilst every effort is made to update the information contained on this website, neither Poo by Post nor any third party or data or content provider make any representations or warranties, whether express, implied in law or residual, as to the sequence, accuracy, completeness or reliability of information, opinions, any share price information, research information, data and/or content contained on the website (including but not limited to any information which may be provided by any third party or data or content providers) (“information”) and shall not be bound in any manner by any information contained on the website. Poo by Post reserves the right at any time to change or discontinue without notice, any aspect or feature of this website. No information shall be construed as advice and information is offered for information purposes only and is not intended for trading purposes. You and your company rely on the information contained on this website at your own risk. If you find an error or omission at this site, please let us know.

3. Trade Marks

The trade marks, names, logos and service marks (collectively “trademarks”) displayed on this website are registered and unregistered trademarks of Poo by Post. Nothing contained on this website should be construed as granting any licence or right to use any trade mark without the prior written permission of Poo by Post.

4. Public Forums and User Submissions

Poo by Post is not responsible for any material submitted to the public areas by you (which include bulletin boards, hosted pages, chat rooms, or any other public area found on the website. Any material (whether submitted by you or any other user) is not endorsed, reviewed or approved by Poo by Post. Poo by Post reserves the right to remove any material submitted or posted by you in the public areas, without notice to you, if it becomes aware and determines, in its sole and absolute discretion that you are or there is the likelihood that you may, including but not limited to –

4.1 defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the rights of other users or any third parties;

4.2 publish, post, distribute or disseminate any defamatory, obscene, indecent or unlawful material or information;

4.3 post or upload files that contain viruses, corrupted files or any other similar software or programmes that may damage the operation of the Website Owner’s and/or a third party’s computer system and/or network;

4.4 violate any copyright, trade mark, other applicable Great Britain or international laws or intellectual property rights of Poo by Post or any other third party;

4.5 submit contents containing marketing or promotional material which is intended to solicit business.

5. Specific Use

You further agree not to use the website to send or post any message or material that is unlawful, harassing, defamatory, abusive, indecent, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, sexually orientated, racially offensive, profane, pornographic or violates any applicable law and you hereby indemnify Poo by Post against any loss, liability, damage or expense of whatever nature which the Website Owner or any third party may suffer which is caused by or attributable to, whether directly or indirectly, your use of the website to send or post any such message or material.

6. Warranties

Poo by Post makes no warranties, representations, statements or guarantees (whether express, implied in law or residual) regarding the website, the information contained on the website, your or your company’s personal information or material and information transmitted over our system.

7. Disclaimer of Liability.

Poo by Post shall not be responsible for and disclaims all liability for any loss, liability, damage (whether direct, indirect or consequential), personal injury or expense of any nature whatsoever which may be suffered by you or any third party (including your company), as a result of or which may be attributable, directly or indirectly, to your access and use of the website, any information contained on the website, your or your company’s personal information or material and information transmitted over our system. In particular, neither Poo by Post nor any third party or data or content provider shall be liable in any way to you or to any other person, firm or corporation whatsoever for any loss, liability, damage (whether direct or consequential), personal injury or expense of any nature whatsoever arising from any delays, inaccuracies, errors in, or omission of any share price information or the transmission thereof, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon or occasioned thereby or by reason of non-performance or interruption, or termination thereof.

8. Use of the Website.

Poo by Post does not make any warranty or representation that information on the website is appropriate for use in any jurisdiction (other than Great Britain ). By accessing the website, you warrant and represent to the Website Owner that you are legally entitled to do so and to make use of information made available via the website.

9. General

9.1 Entire Agreement.

These website terms and conditions constitute the sole record of the agreement between you and Poo by Post in relation to your use of the website. Neither you nor Poo by Post shall be bound by any express tacit or implied representation, warranty, promise or the like not recorded herein. Unless otherwise specifically stated these website terms and conditions supersede and replace all prior commitments, undertakings or representations, whether written or oral, between you and the Website Owner in respect of your use of the website.

9.2 Alteration

Poo by Post may at any time modify any relevant terms and conditions, policies or notices. You acknowledge that by visiting the website from time to time, you shall become bound to the current version of the relevant terms and conditions (the “current version”) and, unless stated in the current version, all previous versions shall be superseded by the current version. You shall be responsible for reviewing the then current version each time you visit the website.

9.3 Conflict.

Where any conflict or contradiction appears between the provisions of these website terms and conditions and any other relevant terms and conditions, policies or notices, the other relevant terms and conditions, policies or notices which relate specifically to a particular section or module of the website shall prevail in respect of your use of the relevant section or module of the website.

9.4 Waiver.

No indulgence or extension of time which either you or Poo by Post may grant to the other will constitute a waiver of or, whether by estoppel or otherwise, limit any of the existing or future rights of the grantor in terms hereof, save in the event or to the extent that the grantor has signed a written document expressly waiving or limiting such rights.

9.5 Cession.

Poo by Post shall be entitled to cede, assign and delegate all or any of its rights and obligations in terms of any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices to any third party.

9.6 Severability.

All provisions of any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices are, notwithstanding the manner in which they have been grouped together or linked grammatically, severable from each other. Any provision of any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices, which is or becomes unenforceable in any jurisdiction, whether due to voidness, invalidity, illegality, unlawfulness or for any reason whatever, shall, in such jurisdiction only and only to the extent that it is so unenforceable, be treated as pro non scripto and the remaining provisions of any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices shall remain in full force and effect.

9.7 Applicable laws.

Any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Great Britain without giving effect to any principles of conflict of law. You hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of the High Court of Great Britain in respect of any disputes arising in connection with the website, or any relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices or any matter related to or in connection therewith.

9.8 Comments or Questions.

If you have any questions, comments or concerns arising from the website, the privacy policy or any other relevant terms and conditions, policies and notices or the way in which we are handling your personal information please contact us.

10.  Dispatch

Every effort will be made to fulfil promises of dispatch and delivery to the address shown on the order but no liability for failure to do so can be accepted.
The company reserves the right to make delivery in instalments and in this case to tender a separate invoice may be required.

11. Damage / Loss in transit

The Company accepts no liability for any loss resulting from the customer’s failure to comply with the carriers requirements with respect to the notification of damage, shortage, non delivery of goods.
Goods should be inspected on receipt and damage/shortages advised in writing to the carriers and ourselves with 48 hours.
Damaged goods returned to the company will only be accepted of previously agreed in writing.
Damaged goods must be retained for inspection at the time of the company’s discretion.
Non delivery must be advised in writing to the carriers and ourselves within 7 days of the date of invoice of purchase.

12. Returns

Returns of goods supplied in accordance with customers’ orders, cannot be accepted without prior written consent of the company.
Returned goods must be sent carriage paid.

13. Payment

Orders from customers will require payment prior to dispatch.

14. Risk and Title

Risk shall pass to the customer when the goods are delivered to or collected by the customer or his agent.

15. Retention of title
It is a term of the contract for sale of any articles herein that the articles shall remain the property of the supplier until such time as payment in full has been received and cleared. In the event of any default in payment the supplier reserves the right to reclaim the goods concerned.

16. Allergy Advice

Every effort has been made to list all allergy information and advice as correct as possible. Poo by Post cannot be held responsible for any misprinted information and gives information as advice only.

Privacy Policy

Acceptance of terms

By using this site, you consent to the collection and use of information as outlined in this documentation. If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page so that you are always aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances we disclose it.

What we collect

We may collect the following information:

  • Details of your visits to our website and the resources that you access
  • Information that you provide by filling in forms on our website, such as when you sign up to our newsletter, register for information or make a purchase.
  • Information provided to us when you communicate with us for any reason.

What we do with the information we gather?

The information that we collect and store relating to you is primarily used to enable us to provide our services to you. In addition, we may use the information for the following purposes:

  • To provide you with information requested from us, relating to our products or services.
  • To meet our contractual commitments to you.
  • To notify you about any changes to our website, such as improvements or service/product changes, that may affect our service.

Cookies

Cookies are very small text files that are stored on your computer when you visit some websites. Cookies are not computer programs, and can’t read other information saved on your hard drive. They cannot be used to disseminate viruses, or get a user’s email address etc. They only contain and transfer to the website as much information as the users themselves have disclosed to that website. We use cookies to make our website easier for you to use and to identify which pages are being used. This helps us improve our website and allows us to analyse data about our website. We will use this information for statistical analysis purposes only.

Cookies for analytics

We use analytics to measure how many visitors are using the website, which pages interest them and to help improve the performance of our site. This involves storing the following cookies:

  • Typical content: randomly generated number – Expires: 2 years
  • Typical content: randomly generated number – Expires: 30 minutes
  • Typical content: randomly generated number – Expires: when user exits browser
  • Typical content: randomly generated number + info on how the site was reached (e.g. directly or via a link, organic search or paid search) – Expires: 6 months

For more information please visit Google Analytics website.

Links to third party websites

This website may include links to other websites and social media buttons that are controlled and maintained by others. These websites should have their own privacy policies which you should check. Any links to other websites are not an endorsement of such websites and you acknowledge and agree that we are not responsible for the content or availability of any such sites.